Firstly this was one of the best nights I have had so far this year! I was very impressed with the amount of people dressed up, also the quality of people was pretty good, I guess all the shitty people were at SHAPE for "get maggot and have sex with randoms party"
Never the less the Manor did exhibit the same amount of rankness at one point in the night:
If the persons featured are read this a little lovers and lobbers advice for you both:
Do either of you not have a house?
Girl, do you have any self respect?
Boy, do you have any self respect? Shoving your cock in some girls mouth who is willing to suck it underneath a grand piano turntable makes you just as rank as she is.
Though they did get discovered, after snapping them I announced to most of the dance floor was was going on under there, their walk of shame was unforgettable!
This was the Manor's only slip up for the whole evening, congratulations!
Lovers and Lobbers
You are awesome, whoever you are.
ReplyDeletelove love love love for this website!
ReplyDeleteDear Michael Hunt - if you are responsible for posting these photos, please have them removed immediately. This situation could have severe consequence to both involved. Please remove immediately.
ReplyDeleteDear John,
ReplyDeleteWere you the man involved?
You can see your face so I see no reason to remove them. If you were involved and you dont want people to know about it you should not have done that in a club or any public place.
If you are not the man involved, then its none of your business and he needs to ask me directly to remove them.
Regards,
Michael Hunt
nice photojournalism Michael :)
ReplyDeletehahaha, very nice
ReplyDeleteDear Michael - I am asking you directly if you could please remove this content from your site. The circumstances and severe ramifications do effect me and I would kindly ask if these can be reomved please. Please be understanding.
ReplyDeleteJust found my new favourite blog
ReplyDeleteahaha is she also trying to put a few digits in his ass?
ReplyDeleteHAHAH youve got to be kiddign me "john" if that is even your real name...
ReplyDeletewhat kind of ramifications are worth getting a blowie from underneath a table in the middle of a club from some cheap sl*t who doesnt stop even when people are taking photos...
if the ramifications are so big why do it in the first place... obviously your cheating on someone or she was but you both deserve what you get for doing this you damn idiot haha
as for understanding... pfft get over yourself and next time dont put your dick in another girls mouth in the middle of a nightclub you god damn idiot
ps HAHAHA
hahaha this is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWord on the street is the dude in the photo is fucking married! I hope he gets sprung - it's disgusting to cheat on your partner in such a blatant, uncaring way!
ReplyDelete"John" I think you need to brush up on photographer's rights. I think threatening Michael is more risky for you than it is for him.
ReplyDeleteJust so everyone knows, this is a public event, at which photography is not prohibited, meaning that although it is on private property ONLY the owners of said property are allowed to request Michael remove these photos (and even then it's likely they will have to prove a just reason), or the police if it effects a judicial proceeding or a matter of national security. The only thing being effected is your pride John.
Suck it up and deal with the consequences of your actions!
lol suck it up
ReplyDeleteYou need to allow users to contact you with some of their own Perth photos! I seem to have a similar hobby to you, and have some super snaps of the awesome tattoos and vomit on display at Stereosonic.
ReplyDelete"I guess all the shitty people were at SHAPE for "get maggot and have sex with randoms party"
ReplyDelete"
hahaha
ps. i am a different roland
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
ReplyDeleteNot that incredible that I needed to shout, but incredible nonetheless.
Dear John,
ReplyDeleteI believe the public has spoken.
I will not be removing the photos.
I hope you wife enjoys looking at them and I hope this encourages you to tell her what you've been up to.
As for your comment Oscar, I have been meaning to set this sort of thing up and I can assure you its coming soon :)
Cheers,
Michael Hunt
perth in all its glory - get some standards
ReplyDeleteDo you do weddings?
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That guy has some cool shoes.. anyone know the brand.. cheers,
ReplyDeleteThis page has had 22,000 visits since that picture was posted.
ReplyDeleteI smell a nasty divorce.
is MIKE HUNT an alias?
ReplyDeletesay it 3 times fast. tee hee hee
Bwhaha, Great Blog.. Any Chance we Can Request You To Visit Venues?
ReplyDeleteR u sure these are a man and a women? looks like two men to me lol
ReplyDelete"not happy, Jan!! I mean John...."
ReplyDeleteWhoever the "couple" are.....phot or not this could be seen by others. Why should it?
HA!
ReplyDeletePoor John, you're f#@ked buddy
ReplyDeleteGo to metropolis fremantle - guarantee you an endless supply of material!! Thats if you can last there longer than an hour!
ReplyDelete"If U seek Mike Hunt" ?? Anyone?!
ReplyDeletehehe (just look down for some of us!)
I have been waiting for someone to make a blog like this...just like the dirty.com, but for Perth. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteFor John,
ReplyDeleteEvery one in London, who is previously from Perth - have seen this. It is the talk of the town.
I hope it was the best gobby you ever had... as it will be a while before your next one.
Love London
Dear John,
ReplyDeleteJust thought I would let you know that as a Perth expat living in Sydney I have taken it upon myself to spread the word on the east coast. Good work though 'Jackhammer' John, judging by your aggressive positioning, you gave her the treatment she deserved. I hope it's not a signature position though, as I'm sure your wife would recognise it.
From all of us here in Sin City, good luck.
I would certainly hate to have been the cleaning crew, as 'Jackhammer' John would have certainly triggered a nasty gag reflex.
ReplyDeleteProbably best to get an upright piano for this weekend hey.
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ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA this is so going to be circulating perth, let alone Australia.... the manor will be the place to be after this kind of publicity!
ReplyDeleteHahaaa
ReplyDeleteI felt this scenario needed a proper name, so here it is.
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haha i knew there was a reason i stopped working there. Man that place has class
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ReplyDeleteDamn I gotta gets myself to Perth.
ReplyDeleteThis is what goes down in Sydney...
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a good old fashioned face f*&k. who says chivalry is dead.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Anyone sleazy and gross and drunk enough to do that deserves all the shame they get.
ReplyDeleteThat's not the first time that's happened.... Back when that Piano was in Bar Open it happened before....
ReplyDeleteMichael, when did you change your name? I always remember hearing Mike Hunt-Hertz, because you were massive. Why did you drop the hyphenated part?
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff...This has now hit the States and you are quite popular John. Those are some great dance moves. Would you call that "The Vacuum?"
ReplyDeleteOh, u rule.
ReplyDeleteI hope he bought her a drink afterwards.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pity he wasn't wearing highs and lows socks, eh, Momas? Bit of free advertising never hurt anyone.
ReplyDeletedoes any one know this girl? she could become a famous porn star! def not highclass tho getting facef@#d by a married man in public under a piano leaves a bitter after taste im sure especially after the whole world has seen it.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with that. Everybody is decent...
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was auditioning for DEEP THROAT VII. You put Linda Lovelace to shame.....
ReplyDeleteWell.... the under piano antics were part 2 of the couples nasty night of high class adultery! They had been upstairs dry humping next to a friend of mine on the couch, he whipped out her tits and started sucking on them like they were the only two people on earth..... DAMN, what drugs were they on that night? PURE GOLD. Happy Herpes gobbers!!
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ReplyDeleteNobody on here has called her a SLUT? It is well overdue!
ReplyDeleteShe has acted like a whore, so she should be referred to as one!Also he is being treated as some sort of hero.....NOT
Chivalry is dead.
Sheena
Ha! this is awesome, my new favourite blog.
ReplyDeleteMH: "I was very impressed with the amount of people dressed up, also the quality of people was pretty good... "
ReplyDeleteI think this quote strikes at the core of MH's pathology. The "quality" of people. Like we're products to be bought. A quality person. What does that mean?
MH seems to judge people by their appearance only (are they wearing the *right* brands? are they standing around and carefully *looking* good? are they constantly aware of how they might *appear*) What fun! What an exciting night that would be. Out with all the quality people.
Doesn't matter one little bit that they might be absolute cunts underneath. Or worse, BORING.
Do you consider yourself a "quality" person, MH? If someone saw you out, would they say "ooh, quality". Being nice to people to their face so you can rip shit through them behind their back later. Quality.
I'm assuming "quality" person means they don't get under a piano at a nightclub and give someone a headjob, or receive one.
ReplyDeletewoah! amazing...
ReplyDeletefrogsinapond2 seems to take this whole thing a bit seriously, i sense woman-scorned?
Ahahahahaha Fucken GOLD,
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