Thee Bang Gang Deejays

When thee Bang Gang Deejays play its not too hard to predict the type of crowd they will draw on the basis of their musical choice. This day was no exception! With Shape being packed to the rafters by 10:30pm the night before for thee Bang Gang, I was under the impression the same sardine can would re-represent at the Cott...
Pleasantly surprised!
Throughout the set the dance floor did not exceed this number of people :D

Though the quality of those people was debatable...

Some Lobbers brought a permanent maker (and did not even tag loversandlobbers =O)
Instead they choose to get up with
"Jake was here" (who spellz that shiz correctly!)
"wi wi head"
"dizzee russell"
"get your minge out" (there was a just a tiny bit of this occuring throughout the night)

(click the image to enlarge and see all the lover-able tags for yourself)

Some times lobber just take it too far, was the pop not enough!!!!!

I had too much fun that night dancing like a fool with lobbers to excessive amounts of strobe and got 15 free juices due to the cott partaking in a thing called "Skippers" which should be implemented in all clubs.

Lovers and Lobbers
xx

Future Music Festival

Once again the typical festival catch 22 situation reared its head; the acts were great, the people were gross. Mind you greatness of the acts outweighed the grossness of the people and without any gross people I wouldn't have a blog!

This guy's shirt represented every punters thoughts:

YOUR BRAIN!

WALRUS - is one lolly pop not enough?
Does it work on a ratio of pills to lollypops?

The usual lobbing activites were in no short supply...
These two asians were dry humping throughout grand master flash, only stopping to "clear their heads"
The Chew times two, yeah baby!
When out of pop, the stick can and will be used instead.

There was also a new lobber talent on show - Multitasking!
This guy is doing a really really great job of:
Lobbing, Being on the Phone, Drinking and Standing Up

Other Lobber talents...
Congrats Lobbers! As I see being on top of a bin a step in the right direction, your just that little bit closer towards being in the bin, your rightful place!

Positives of the Day and Night:
- Free Ticket from my mummabear
- My brother getting a blood nose from the security
- Pharrell inviting girls on stage then being a total cunt to them (i.e one tried to take a photo with him and he knocked her camera out of her hands onto the floor!)

Lovers and Lobbers
xx

BIG NIGHT OUT

On Saturday, 31st January a friend and I had a BIG NIGHT OUT.
Firstly attending the cream of Perth's clubs: the deen, paramount, rise, mint and bar open.
We first chose to enter the rise (due to getting free entry cards from ravers) where I captured these lucky lobbers on digital...

Where else but rise would people be so unashamed of themselves?
Though on a positive note the rise lived up to its reputation and played at least 3 quality raver anthems in the 30 minutes we were there. Rise really is unveiling a revolution the common follower must have a complete disregard for anything that is attractive (faces, clothing, scent) and must embody this at all times.


We then moved on the mint, a part of rise dance club. The atmosphere here was very different with gangstar beats bangin' and all the hotties grindin' creating there was plenty of room for some loving snaps...
It was an a.m.a.z.i.n.g experience, which I would have never ever paid an entry fee for!


We then continued onto the paramount, there was no shortage of loving at Perth's well known club for a booty call. Example below...
Positive of going to the paramount: we didn't have to wait in line as some people who attended our school were in the front of the line (though they were denied entry we still manage to get in instantly) once inside we got flashing midori glasses and mad cunt bling midori necklaces (for freeee!) We threw ice on people who were clearly too hot to handle. Then we found gold, a unopened tampon next to the bar, of course we did what any normal peron would we dived to the floor armed with a glass of water, plunged that baby and threw it at boys that tried to grind our legs.


Then we proceeded to the deen and found a black raver...
Sweeeeeeet!

It was now time for the first and last outlay of money for the night as we proceeded to Bar Open as we only possessed a 2 for 1 entry card we were hit up for a $4 fee each, as there was only 4 other patrons in the club (making a total of 6 people) there was no hope of any quality pictures. Though we made a few song requests and the DJ denied our requests "as they were not suitable for this dance floor" we replied with the fact "we are the dance floor!" he then played our music :D


Finally, we were fed up with these free clubs and moved on the SHAPE (for an event named Big Night Out, oh how fitting!) and the people of Perth continued to amaze me...

Oh you sexy thaaaaaang you

the chew: featured above

The highlights of SHAPE (apart from the above): free entry, amazingly cold juice (also free), pirouettes, meeting hot chip

Best things about the night:
I only spent $4.00 and ate a big bag of chips.

Lovers and Lobbers
xx

Australia Day

For the evening of Australia Day, I attended a concert at the leederville hotel.
It started off a slow one, with most of the willing dardies being denied entry, due to the fact 3 forms of photo id and a birth certificate is not enough points of id to gain entry to the leederville hotel. Shout out to the ugly female bouncers, one of which ended up getting bashed by Alex.

In any case I managed to grab these happy snaps of the few folk who made it into the venue...

I spotted this fellow not long after arriving, it was approximately 7pm, I didnt see him around later in the night. I assume he is dead.

Do you think I am cooked?

There was about 6 of these guys all together and shirtless, sucking on pops, amazing!

Time for a bit of loving...

Time for the dirties...

Nothing quite says a good night when you can't even manage to shit in a toilet and then continue to try to cover it up with toilet paper.

Though in all fairness Grafton Primary played a rocking set, I didn't pay for a drink (thanks to our lobbing friends who dropped all their drink vouchers on the floor :D)
and I didn't get kicked out.

Lovers and Lobbers
xx

First Blog

This blog will be dedicated to all of those fine people of Perth who regularly embarrass themselves by popping one too many or publicly displaying their attraction for another. Finally Perth will have somewhere to turn to be reminded of these low moments. Hopefully I might deter you from future acts of this nature and save you from a lifetime of personal disgrace. Also you might become famous on the internet for being exceedingly unattractive.

Here are a few example of the subject matter I will be capturing on a weekly basis for this blog:

I found this man passed out outside SHAPE his lolly pop had fallen out of his mouth onto the clean streets of Perth, being the lobber loving person I am, I kindly returned the pop to his open mouth...

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This is a lass, I know and love dearly, but this photo truly embraces what my blog is all about. When your so off you head you chew on glow sticks wearing a wig you found on the floor of a mosh pit, you never want to be reminded of it.

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This is a beautiful drunken pash shared by two 17 yr olds. This photo was spread around a school like wild fire and caused a lot of serve embarrassment for the two offenders.

Hopefully I can get a post together from Australia Day (tomorrow) and actually entice some readers!

Lovers and Lobbers
xx