Trevor Loveys at SHAPE

Last night I went to the deen then continued onto SHAPE, there was no shortage of rankness exhibited at both venues. Though in this post I will be concentrating on the new clientele of SHAPE has managed to attract it's definitely a turn for the worse! I'd have to say that last night for a one night stand the deen had nothing on SHAPE. Here are some fine examples of the new SHAPE crowd....

We shall start with the loving:

Not only did these guys make out throughout the night,
They also managed to rule the dance floor with their sexy salsa and bump'n'grind!
Pill in affect...Pill wears off...

Classic Lobber Looks

The Sniff:

The Embrace:The Chew:

The Charger:
Another thing SHAPE was doing a way shitter/ranker job of was whore dancing.

The patrons of SHAPE weren't going to let the rankness end when they left the club:

If only 95% of the patrons ended up like this (possibly dead from choking on their own vomit) the world would be a better place for us all! This is only a sample of the many people I captured disgracing themselves at SHAPE,unfortunately there were too many photos to post.

Positives of the night:
- Spending $30 on HJs and Kebabs
- Finding out one of my friends, who could have definitely featured on this blog many many a time, has decided to stop popping pillzzzzzzz
- Finding out that people who attend hip-hop-happenin' clubs like SHAPE are no better than those who attend the deen

Lovers and Lobbers
xx

BIG NIGHT OUT

On Saturday, 31st January a friend and I had a BIG NIGHT OUT.
Firstly attending the cream of Perth's clubs: the deen, paramount, rise, mint and bar open.
We first chose to enter the rise (due to getting free entry cards from ravers) where I captured these lucky lobbers on digital...

Where else but rise would people be so unashamed of themselves?
Though on a positive note the rise lived up to its reputation and played at least 3 quality raver anthems in the 30 minutes we were there. Rise really is unveiling a revolution the common follower must have a complete disregard for anything that is attractive (faces, clothing, scent) and must embody this at all times.


We then moved on the mint, a part of rise dance club. The atmosphere here was very different with gangstar beats bangin' and all the hotties grindin' creating there was plenty of room for some loving snaps...
It was an a.m.a.z.i.n.g experience, which I would have never ever paid an entry fee for!


We then continued onto the paramount, there was no shortage of loving at Perth's well known club for a booty call. Example below...
Positive of going to the paramount: we didn't have to wait in line as some people who attended our school were in the front of the line (though they were denied entry we still manage to get in instantly) once inside we got flashing midori glasses and mad cunt bling midori necklaces (for freeee!) We threw ice on people who were clearly too hot to handle. Then we found gold, a unopened tampon next to the bar, of course we did what any normal peron would we dived to the floor armed with a glass of water, plunged that baby and threw it at boys that tried to grind our legs.


Then we proceeded to the deen and found a black raver...
Sweeeeeeet!

It was now time for the first and last outlay of money for the night as we proceeded to Bar Open as we only possessed a 2 for 1 entry card we were hit up for a $4 fee each, as there was only 4 other patrons in the club (making a total of 6 people) there was no hope of any quality pictures. Though we made a few song requests and the DJ denied our requests "as they were not suitable for this dance floor" we replied with the fact "we are the dance floor!" he then played our music :D


Finally, we were fed up with these free clubs and moved on the SHAPE (for an event named Big Night Out, oh how fitting!) and the people of Perth continued to amaze me...

Oh you sexy thaaaaaang you

the chew: featured above

The highlights of SHAPE (apart from the above): free entry, amazingly cold juice (also free), pirouettes, meeting hot chip

Best things about the night:
I only spent $4.00 and ate a big bag of chips.

Lovers and Lobbers
xx