Fake Blood and Sinden

Fake Blood and Sinden treated Perth's best to their mix cds (yes, at one point Fake Blood was actually pretending to mix!) on Easter Thursday at the brand new Boomtick venue Villa. This post will be total devoted to those beautiful people that we all know and love, who didn't notice Fake Blood pretending, of course I'm talking about the amazing gurners. Some kids were just getting to crazzzzzzy!!!!!!

Villa is trying to steal Rise's clientele, no bras, glowsticks, fluoro nikes, physdedelic patterns, embarrassing public acts. High Five to ravers, hopefully your sick 90's trends will never die.

This guy obviously this guy has not read this post, but he certainly had heard of the website as when a card found its way into his hand did not look too happy about it. Seriously buddy stop taking so many pillz so I can stop taking so many photos of you, just take a quarter instead.

For getting in a "fight" this guy doesn't seem too unhappy, is it possible this has been caused by something more sinister? If you find your self looking like this, maybe you should read this

Bad moments in time, mmmm I think so, surely she was not under the influence of drugs. I wonder if any of those dry reach(s) eventuated to actual vomit.
Love is a beautiful thing... I hope these two went home together and had a amazing time pacing their bedroom, drink shit loads of water, convincing each other they have developed turrets from all the pillz they took and wasting the entire next day "coming down". I want your life!!!!!!!Yay! Pops, short dresses and shannon noll goaties (I totally forgot about them)!

Time photo was taken: 12.20am
Great Night.

Happy Easter, I hope it was spent munching on chocolate rather than biccies :)
Lovers and Lobbers
xx

Future Music Festival

Once again the typical festival catch 22 situation reared its head; the acts were great, the people were gross. Mind you greatness of the acts outweighed the grossness of the people and without any gross people I wouldn't have a blog!

This guy's shirt represented every punters thoughts:

YOUR BRAIN!

WALRUS - is one lolly pop not enough?
Does it work on a ratio of pills to lollypops?

The usual lobbing activites were in no short supply...
These two asians were dry humping throughout grand master flash, only stopping to "clear their heads"
The Chew times two, yeah baby!
When out of pop, the stick can and will be used instead.

There was also a new lobber talent on show - Multitasking!
This guy is doing a really really great job of:
Lobbing, Being on the Phone, Drinking and Standing Up

Other Lobber talents...
Congrats Lobbers! As I see being on top of a bin a step in the right direction, your just that little bit closer towards being in the bin, your rightful place!

Positives of the Day and Night:
- Free Ticket from my mummabear
- My brother getting a blood nose from the security
- Pharrell inviting girls on stage then being a total cunt to them (i.e one tried to take a photo with him and he knocked her camera out of her hands onto the floor!)

Lovers and Lobbers
xx

Nick Littlemore

Last night I went to SHAPE for Nick Littlemore (aka front man from PNAU and Empire of the Sun) for his DJ set. Being a Wednesday I wasn't expecting to many people to be lobbing out, lets just say I was pleasantly surprised...

There wasn't too much love around, I only managed to snap this couple in a sweet embrace. Why would you pay $10 or $15 to sit on a couch and make out, seriously you can do that at home!

This lovely lass took the cake for worst night.

Pictures speak 1000 words.

This guy was lobbed out of his brain and was sweating up a storm. Some of this sweat came in contact with my arm so my friends and I spat up a storm on his back.

The text message this boy was writing read:
"I cant believe you guys took pills and didn't tell me, I'm so angry with you"
Meaning to say:
"I'm so bummed u guyz didnut give me any of ur pillz, I wana chew my face off with u guyz on this bangin' Wednesday. NowI have to go home, becuz I cannot go out with out bicciez and clearly donut attend these eventz for da musik"

Then some black chick went crazy mad....

Later I asked her what it was about and she said the guy she was blasting was her best friend (tough crowd..) When I was leaving I saw her sitting in the car park by herself, I actually felt sorry for her.

All in all it was a delightful night with the following highlights:
I managed to get in for free
I don't have a hang over cuz i didnt drink
I got the best McFeast Ever (minus onion, plus bacon)
Wild Strawberries with Matt was wayyy wild

Lovers and Lobbers
xx

Australia Day

For the evening of Australia Day, I attended a concert at the leederville hotel.
It started off a slow one, with most of the willing dardies being denied entry, due to the fact 3 forms of photo id and a birth certificate is not enough points of id to gain entry to the leederville hotel. Shout out to the ugly female bouncers, one of which ended up getting bashed by Alex.

In any case I managed to grab these happy snaps of the few folk who made it into the venue...

I spotted this fellow not long after arriving, it was approximately 7pm, I didnt see him around later in the night. I assume he is dead.

Do you think I am cooked?

There was about 6 of these guys all together and shirtless, sucking on pops, amazing!

Time for a bit of loving...

Time for the dirties...

Nothing quite says a good night when you can't even manage to shit in a toilet and then continue to try to cover it up with toilet paper.

Though in all fairness Grafton Primary played a rocking set, I didn't pay for a drink (thanks to our lobbing friends who dropped all their drink vouchers on the floor :D)
and I didn't get kicked out.

Lovers and Lobbers
xx